I stumbledupon a site just this morning, as if it knew we just talked about this, for the website of the luxurious Dubai destination plane on Etihad Airways. I lifted a few of the cool pictures and here's my interpretation of what they are telling me my experience will be like flying with them.
You will be a guest on our nightly airplane talk show.
There is no need to look directly at the hostess bringing the blood diamonds for your English Muffin.
You will sleep so comfortably it's as if we've imprisoned you in sweet dreams.
Lastly.. their promo page in Arab Maxim with the caption:
Luxury. Decadence. Shitting in the sky.