Is it me or does it seem like this year Mother Nature is extremely impatient? It's not even the cottage yet and I've already been bit by whatever bug I'm allergic to.. twice! My legs a-no looking so good. And, if anyone noticed, there were about 100 different weather conditions in about a weeks time. It's like the bus driver who blows through all his stops. Mother Nature decided to bypass Spring so she can have a smoke break. 2 days ago we saw a little funneling of tornado wanting to happen in our neighbours backyard during a huge thunderstorm.. now I have a base tan from being outside all day in the backyard yesterday. This seems like one of those questions at the end of a physics exam that states in all caps: EXPLAIN. And show your work. And then get me a coke... or something.. I don't want to come in the house, it's really nice out!!
And don't just say it's global warming.. that has been the answer for the last 15 years so it can't still be happening!!! Can it? I mean, I hope not, or else I guess that's a really big problem huh?
Whatever, I have to plan a BBQ. My best friend is moving to Alberta in less than a month so I have 2 weeks to learn how to make frozen banana skewers. Oh, and whine or wine it out of my system. If you're confused I am not talking about Andrea. Yes, now two of my best friends will live 3 days away from me. Fuck you, west coast, and your.. stampede! and clean air! or whatever else you're known for other than my friends moving there.
Things I'm excited about: my backyard, my family in the backyard, the big pool, the fact we had Easterbrooks for dinner today, finding out what bug I'm allergic to and exterminating it.. unless that would cause global warming, f'kin fishbowl friday, ordering bun hoy again because leftovers fed me for 3 days. etc. A happy life is about celebrating the little wins, so when Brooke actually leaves and I need some more wins we can just revise this thing again.