Oh, what's this.. someone will pay me for my breast milk.. there is literally no way this could end in me in a bathtub full of ice.
In other news, do you know how stressful it is to have a person totally reliant on you for nutrition? I mean honestly, the ends to which mothers have to make something out of nothing is pretty nuts if you think about it. I feel like shaking my fist at the sky asking "now what???" if I wasn't afraid a huge list of stuff I have to make from my body parts would fall down from it.