Are you tired of my posts about the weather? Just imagine I am that friendly cheery neighbour who greets you on your morning walk, except I swear when I'm cold, so it's more like oh hay good morning! have you seen HOW FUCKING COLD IT IS TODAY??
Like New Years Eve day. There was a slight issue with the temperature and the FEELS LIKE temperature.
What they meant was it's currently pretty cold but it feels like you won't live longer than 5 minutes! I'm exaggerating slightly because I really just don't like cold. Here's my rules for venturing out of the house in winter.. don't worry, it rhymes.
-1.. is pretty fun!
-2.. there's lots to do!
-3.. build a snowman with me!
-4.. can't take much more
-5.. I stay inside
There isn't even anything that rhymes with seventeen.